June 2009
It’s my birthday tomorrow!
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P.O.S. - Goodbye Not my favorite off the new CD...
Alec Baldwin you are not an alien, you are a creep.
May 2009
The Music, The Message. →
The website EmotionalPunk.com is turning into the above link. I guess they finally got sick of people getting all flustered because of the word emo. Because saying pop-punk or indie is legit. Anywho, it’s one of the sites that I visit on a mildly regular basis. Check it.
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Typing “gi” into Google, going for “gimp,” produces interesting drop-down results.
The South
College student with Boston accent: Yeah, I was reading this article in like Newsweek or something, that ranked the states from smartest to dumbest. Massachusetts was in the top ten.
College student with Miami accent: What about Florida?
College student with Boston accent: Florida was like, 47.
College student with Miami accent: Out of how many?
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Enthusiasm
Talking like Dane Cook does not make you Dane Cook. You cannot say Dane Cook jokes as your own because everyone knows all of Dane Cook’s jokes. You shouldn’t bother re-telling them unless you are willing to do crazy arm motions and jump all over the place. Some of the jokes are classics, but others should just be left to die. Do every person you will ever come in contact with a favor...
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Passive Aggressive Notes →
So funny. It is exactly how I like to deal with annoyances, but I usually say these things in my head, not on friendly notes.
Hey we won! Cool.
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“Washington DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.”
– Dennis Miller
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Take me out...
Tonight I will be at the game, so don’t expect me to sit around and come up with insightful little bits to share with everybody. I really just love tailgating!
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The Axe deodorant commerical with the spraying armpits is filthy. Completely disgusting.
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I just saw Star Trek. It was pretty cool and I’m worried that I could really get into it. But you should definitely get into that. Buy It!
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I want to upload photos from St. Louis tonight. They will be posted a couple at a time for the next 10 years.
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MINE Magazine →
You should probably do this. It’s completely free and it got pretty decent responses. It takes 5 magazines and gives you articles that they think you would like. It should arrive to my inbox in a few weeks.
“It’s a Zen thing, like how many babies fit in a tire.”
– Waiting For Guffman
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Reblog with what you thought were the lyrics to...
shechangesyourmind:
(Long enough title? hahahah)
Band: You, Me, & Everyone We Know Real Lyrics: “And it’s down the stairs, hair tossed, and footing lost.” What I heard: “And it’s down the stairs, hair tossed, and pudding lost.”
Band: Matchbook Romance Real Lyrics: “Take, take everything and leave me scrambling.” What I Heard: “…and leave me scrambled eggs.” I...
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New Emery song at their Myspace. Check it.
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See Deez?!
Anberlin - New Surrender
A Loss For Words - The Kids Can’t Lose
The New Frontiers - The Day You Fell Apart
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“To do then now would be retro. To do then then was very now-tro, if you will.”
– A Mighty Wind
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The Charmin bears are the ideal American family cause they’re FAT!
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