July 2009
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“You see the salt on this pretzel? Look at the stars. Some people, they say the...”
– Can’t Hardly Wait
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They say celebrities die in 3’s. Leave it to Billy Mays to throw in an extra one COMPLETELY FREE
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Bourne Again
It’s not that I don’t like the Bourne movies, I really do. It’s just that I have a hard time distinguishing between them. Actually, I can’t distinguish at all. Shaky action movies at their best. Filmed by cameramen running backwards the whole time.
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I LOVE your text over photos. I posted one that wasn’t a reblog, but know that I think they RULE.
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In My Head
A constant battle is raging. Today while talking about the philosophies of Eckhart Tolle I realized that I am perpetually trapped inside my head. I want to stop judging others, but any improvements that I make work against me. When I am proud of myself I feel like I am losing the battle. When I am disappointed in myself I feel like I am losing the battle.
Will I ever win?
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Bubble Spinner - Play! →
Take a break from work, formspring, fmylife, twitter, stress eating, etc. and give this a try.
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ohkillersmile:
luckstr:
Jim Sturgess- Something...
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Hitch O-kids
Dad: You are being very annoying right now, you know that?
Daughter: Well, it's a good thing mom didn't have twins, huh?
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Bren: What's that supposed to mean?
Ultrasound Technician: I just see a lot of teenage mothers come through here and it's obviously a poisonous environment to raise a baby in.
Juno MacGuff: How do you know I'm so poisonous? What if these adoptive parents turn out to be, like, evil molesters?
Leah: Or, like, stage parents.
Bren: They could be utterly negligent. Maybe they'll do a far shittier job of raising a kid than my dumbass step-daughter would. Have you considered that?
Ultrasound Technician: I guess not.
Bren: What is your job title exactly?
Ultrasound Technician: I'm an ultrasound technician, ma'am.
Bren: Well, I'm a nail technician and I think we both ought to just stick to what we know.
Ultrasound Technician: Excuse me?
Bren: Oh, you think you're so special because you get to play Picture Pages up there? Well, my five year old daughter could do that and let me tell you, she's not the brightest bulb in the tanning bed. So why don't you go back to night school in Mantino and learn a real trade.
Juno MacGuff: Bren! You's a dick! I love it!
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This is what Ace Enders reminded us of. Ace, just...
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hillbillies...
(519): she's naming her girl london marie
(519): that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
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zooeydeschanel:
She & Him- Why Do You Let Me...
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Sext Me!
(414) 255-I-HAVENT-BEEN-IN-7TH-GRADE-FOR-ABOUT-6-YEARS
call/sext
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Oh, hometown hippies. →
Funny! I love hipsterz!
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Teddy: This is my age! I'm in the prime of my youth, and I'll only be young once!
Chris: Yeah, but you're gonna be stupid for the rest of your life.
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I met this girl who used to date a dictator until he was de-throned. Now she’s an ex-tyrant-ex.
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SOMEONE UPDATE ME ON LIFE!
shechangesyourmind:
What has been going on with bands!? What good music has leaked/anything worth buying!? Any good books? New tumblr trends!?
Fill me in! It has been hard not really having Internet for the past 4 weeks, but I got used to it.
Conor Oberst at Summerfest RULED! If you don’t have the new cd, get it. If you do have it, send it to me.
I read this book about a woman who...
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“Of course I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It’s the...”
– Billy Madison
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Empire Records Gem
Debra: No visible tattoos.
Gina: No revealing clothing.
Debra: We're both screwed. At least you're used to it.
Gina: Surely with your ever growing collection of flesh mutilating silver appendages and your brand new neo-nazi boot camp makeover the boys will come a-runnin'!
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Celia: Oh, Michael, I've had a lot of birthdays - well, not a lot of birthdays but this is the best birthday ever. What are you looking at?
Mike: I was just thinking about the first time I laid eye on you, how pretty you looked.
Celia: Oh, stop it!
Mike: Your hair was shorter then.
Celia: Mm-hmm. I'm thinking about getting it cut.
Mike: No-no, I like it this length.
Mike: I like everything about you. Just the other day someone asked me who I thought the most beautiful was in all of Monstropolis. You know what I said?
Celia: What did you say?
Mike: I said- (sees Sulley) Sulley?
Celia: Sulley?!
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“When I was twelve, I’d close my eyes and picture what it would be like to...”
– The Last Kiss
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Summerfest!
Today is the first day of the fest and the first day I am going. Should be a good time as long as I remember to bring canned goods and get in for free. I would hate to pay money to watch drunk old people dance on tables or spill beer on me.
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