August 2009
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Thursday, Young Widows, La Dispute. NOT EVEN A QUESTION!
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That is hilarious. I am hoping that in 2...
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The Predator's Anthem
Cash Cash writes a song called The Party in Your Bedroom or something like that. Their fan base is about 15 years old on average and they are probably about 21. They told their crowd that this was about when they had a party in their bedroom “where the pants come off, and they stay off until the morning.” The band consisted of a bass player, a keytar, and a singer. That’s just a...
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Warped
Tour was cool. It’s funny because I know less and less bands and have less and less energy the older I get. The ones I wanted to see/hear were good. P.O.S. and Anti-Flag RULED. And a band called Cash Cash was horrifying. Parents, take that CD from your children.
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Warped Tour
was probably OK. I’ll let you know tomorrow.
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I had a dream.
Last night I had a dream that I:
1) had a fish taco. It was ok.
2) was in a snowball fight. It RULED!
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(817): I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
(817): I guess it was more of a nightmare.
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The W's
Washington Nationals (currently killing the Brewers) proudly sponsored by Walgreens.
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Mini-Putt 3 (you might as well play a round) →
The traditional course is feel-great-about-yourself easy. The dino themed one is why-am-I-so-bad-at-this difficult. But it’s all good.
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“I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really...”
– Wayne Campbell
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Everybody wins when Celia goes to prison. I LOVE...
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Jimmy Eat World - Sweetness
I added a nifty...
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Design By Humans - SALE! →
Where you should buy your shirts.
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KEVIN!
Check-Out Woman: Where's your mom?
Kevin McCallister: In the car.
Check-Out Woman: Where's your father?
Kevin McCallister: He's at work.
Check-Out Woman: What about your brothers and sisters?
Kevin McCallister: I'm an only child.
Check-Out Woman: Where do you live?
Kevin McCallister: I can't tell you that.
Check-Out Woman: Why not?
Kevin McCallister: Because you're a stranger.
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Against Me - Stop!
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“Attention campers. Lunch has been cancelled due to lack of hustle. Deal with it.”
– Heavyweights!
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Red Sparowes
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Red Sparowes
The great leap forward poured down upon us one day like a mighty storm, suddenly and furiously blinding our senses. We stood transfixed in blank devotion as our leader spoke to us, looking down on our mute faces with a great, raging, and unseeing eye. Like the howling glory of the darkest winds, this voice was thunderous and the words holy, tangling their way around our hearts and clutching our...
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One of my favorites.
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